When my grandpa died he left me his 1973 Corvair convertible, which sounds really great on paper. In reality, he left me a lemon, and since the car is the most stress-inducing piece of machinery of all time and he died of a heart attack, I think it’s safe to say he left me his cause of death.
“Just a little ‘rrrrrrr’ of the tongue drives them crazy.”
I just realized that this Friday is the 15th of March, and that means that in 3 days Carson Phillips will die
If Chris doesn’t tweet something on Friday I’ll be very upset